INFEKT (viralinfekt) wrote,
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Oh look, Dad, I'm sitting on my own Ferguson! Just like you always knew I would!

sit down. Let me tell you the story of the Ferguson. Now these babies were made in Maine, you know, at the little Ferguson factory. It's the Stradivarius of toilets. And my Dad could play it like a violin.

Yup, I'll never forget the time my dad took me to Maine to visit the factory. I had to go to the bathroom. And I begged him to pull into a truck stop. He said no, wait until we get there! It'll be worth it! It was!



OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING!!!!
IM TURNING 23 IN 34 MIN OI VEY!!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVO!!
lol O'k!(TMI YO') ;) happy bday man!
woohoo!!! have a damn good one!